Happiness Jokes

Happiness Jokes

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

Gertrude Stein

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Ingrid Bergman

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It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich.

Alan Alda

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Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Anonymous

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Spike Milligan

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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan